Policy Update

Upon reflection of my policy that Sub-par uncreative work is better than no new post at all, I have decided, that it kind of sucks. So now I’m thinking that I should get a trained deranged monkey to write stuff for me. Surely a monkey could write better material than me. I don’t think anyone here would doubt that. The monkey could type it’s opinions and such, or just mash at the keyboard. Whatever. Either way it would be better than the stuff I write.

If you know a monkey that will work for free, and knows how to type, or mash the keyboard, send an email to derangedmonkey4hire@yahoo.com I’ll be expecting that animal lovin’ porn from the spambots. Don’t let me down spambots.

After each of the monkey’s submissions I could write an editors note saying:

The views expressed by the deranged monkey writer of this article in no way reflect those of the administrator of this blog. I also disagree with his belief that flinging his feces at me is fun. Furthermore, I would like to object to the assertion that a barrelful of monkeys is, in fact, fun. Unless said barrel of monkeys is on fire, or in some other way dying a horrible painful death. Then it’s fun.

On second thought, that editorial note is kind of long. Perhaps I’ll forgo the deranged monkey writer.

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