If you know a monkey that will work for free, and knows how to type, or mash the keyboard, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org I’ll be expecting that animal lovin’ porn from the spambots. Don’t let me down spambots.
After each of the monkey’s submissions I could write an editors note saying:
The views expressed by the deranged monkey writer of this article in no way reflect those of the administrator of this blog. I also disagree with his belief that flinging his feces at me is fun. Furthermore, I would like to object to the assertion that a barrelful of monkeys is, in fact, fun. Unless said barrel of monkeys is on fire, or in some other way dying a horrible painful death. Then it’s fun.
On second thought, that editorial note is kind of long. Perhaps I’ll forgo the deranged monkey writer.
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