Now prepare for the closest shave ever. Get ready for the ultimate shaving experience. Get ready for...
Six hundred sixty six precision titanium plated blades give you the closest shave possible. Nuclear powered for an unmatched shaving experience. We guarantee the closest shave you've ever had.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! My face is gone! I have no face!
The Beast: That's one close shave.
My new home is http://RadioactiveLiberty.Com/
Linked on Mudville Gazette