Monday, February 06, 2006

Get Ready!

You thought 3 blades were enough. Maybe you thought 4 blades were overkill. You may have thought 5 blades were ridiculous.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! My face is gone! I have no face!

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