The price of gas is going through the roof. What ever happened to our war for oil. I thought we were supposed to steal all the oil from Iraq when we invaded and took over. Fortunately I have double secret intelligence agents on the case. Here's what they found out.
This represents a cross section of the earth taken by some super scientific device that YOU can't afford.
That's right. The Chi-Comms are sucking the well dry, right out from under our noses.
