Don't these two know that suicide only involves killing themselves? That's some sloppy suicide there.
Weiner Bows Out of NYC Mayoral Primary
So no Oscar Mayor Weiner then?
Major Quake Could Be Worse Than Katrina
I thought Katrina was a Hurricane.
Man Allegedly Pedals Away With Pot Plants
Most people use a bicycle, but whatever dude.
Football Player Plans to Amputate Finger
Shouldn't a doctor do the surgery?
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