Monday, December 12, 2005

The Truth Behind Cindy's Book Signing

Many people have seen the photos of Cindy Sheehan at her book signing, and commented on the size of the audience present. Radioactive Liberty's secret investigative reporters have uncovered the truth behind the events.

Based on agent Deranged Monkey's eyewitness account, and digital sound recording of the alleged book signing, I have determined that it was not in fact a book signing at all, and I have fabricated a fake but accurate transcript of the real event as it transpired.

Bachelor #1, what'’s the most romantic thing you've ever done?

Mmmmmmfmmfg, gglglg.

Are you eating?

Mmmmfmfmlgmlmfmfmg *choke, cough, choke, gulp* Mmm.

Ok, moving on. Bachelors #2, what qualities would your ideal woman have?


Um, ok. Could you expand on that?

This is the same situation we had in Vietnam. Everybody then kept saying, 'just another year, just stay the course, we'll have a victory.' Well, we didn't have a victory, and this policy cost the lives of an additional 25,000 troops because we were too stubborn to recognize what was happening.

I agree with everything you said, but it doesn't really answer the question.

Bachelor #3, Describe what kind of date you would take me on.

We could, err ah, go out, and ah, get something to eat and have a few ahdult beverages. Then we could co for a romantic drive by the ah lake. Maybe go for a swim too.

Sounds Great! I'd like to select Bachelor #3.

And that's what REALLY happened.


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