In an amazing feat of epic proportions, the ghost of Osama bin Laden has reached out from beyond the grave to offer a truce. In the highly verifiable audio tape format, bin Laden offered a message of hope and peace, claiming that al-Qaida is making preparations for attacks in the United States, after which he hopes the infidels will rest in peace.
He offered a truce "with fair conditions." The conditions were that the United States withdraw from the region, or "I will continue rotting in my grave." He promised that if the U.S. rejected the fair and honest agreement, he would have no choice but to "Continue to decompose."
The alleged "bin Laden" complained that "being dead sucks," and that "it turns out there are no 72 virgins after all."
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