J. has been away on business, and her daughter, H. (girl, 7 next week) was at her grandmothers for the week. H called me on night and when I answered she says, "is this your cell phone?"
I said, "Yes."
"Where are you?"
"I'm at home."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
"If you're at home then why are you on your cell phone?"
Pretty observant to recognize that people use cell phones away from the house, but I was actually home at the time.