Monday, July 25, 2005

Please Help Me

Hi. My name is Scout. I'm almost 4 months old now. I wanted to ask you to please help me. I am really afraid that I might end up being a samoyed smoothie. I just like to be petted and played with. I like to sleep, and chew stuff to see what it tastes like. I don't want Evil Glenn the Puppy Blender finding out what I taste like. Please join our cause to stop the Puppy Blending Society (PBS). Our group is called the Alliance of Free Blogs, and they're here to stop Evil Glenn and PBS. Won't you please help us and join today.