Katey's Kafe has some suggestions on giving yourself a Pr0n star name, and I came up with a few more ides that yield even more especially shameful results, at least for myself.
1. The full name of the hospital where you were born + the name of the road of your current place of employment
My result = Chester County Hospital Airport. Well - which is it? A hospital, or an airport.
2. The name of your oldest pet + the most recent "instant" meal you consumed
My result = Holly Hot Pockets. Not too shabby... if I were a chick.
3. Your favorite LIVING President or former President (Last Name) + Your most recently aquired pet.
My result = Bush Scout. That's the one! I'm sticking to it.
Note to Katey - I had to figure out the permalink location. Fortunately I knew how to guess what it was. Please find out how to get an accessible permalink on your posts back into your template. Thanks.